i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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