cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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