Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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