I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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