"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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