mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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