Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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