We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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