I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
