how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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