Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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