if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I love you. Go after that dick
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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