She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I think my moral compass just broke
Randomize
