shes about as inviting as chlamydia
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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