It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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