Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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