Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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