i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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