ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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