ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Randomize
