Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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