Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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