so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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