No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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