I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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