ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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