@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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