The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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