Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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