i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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