I wish I only lived at night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It was confusing and full of hummus
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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