Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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