i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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