it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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