His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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