I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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