How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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