I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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