i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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