I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
whose parrot is this?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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