I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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