By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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