He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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