i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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