What a fucking waste of an outfit
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Maybe he injected his testicle?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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