He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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