question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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