Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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