she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Terrible idea I love it
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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