whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
