where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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