Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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