Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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