Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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