so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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