Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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