Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That's intense
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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